{"id":9,"date":"2006-05-30T14:33:14","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T14:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.khrome.net\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2013-09-08T03:54:40","modified_gmt":"2013-09-08T03:54:40","slug":"pedantic-license","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Pedantic License"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blogging is a strange exercise, throwing things up against the filter&#8230; who will read this? could it prevent me from getting a job? could it make someone I love hurt? Would it reveal something that would alter people&#8217;s perception of me in some way I hadn&#8217;t planned? After all this distillation, is the product not bland? I think it is&#8230; like a diary who&#8217;s pages are burned and only barely legible.<\/p>\n<p>I have considered doing a technical blog, since that&#8217;s what I am &#8216;expert&#8217; (said in the voice of ooly in &#8216;logjammin&#8217; from The Big Leibowski) at.. but really who needs one more dry bastard droning on and on about XML, web 2.0, prime encoding and other drivel I do on a day to day basis. But for that matter who even needs a cynical, witty curmudgeon? A self-deprecating slacker? A cornerstone of a cubical workspace? I think all bases are covered&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So in the interest of taking a medium that is already lame and trite and pushing those boundries, I&#8217;m going to continue to insult you, my loyal readers, with more poetry, which beside being completely devoid of any artistic merit, should hopefully lull you into a fraudulent sense of legitimacy, then suddenly leave you intellectually unsatisfied. I know, I know&#8230; I&#8217;m just a devious guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blogging is a strange exercise, throwing things up against the filter&#8230; who will read this? could it prevent me from getting a job? could it make someone I love hurt? Would it reveal something that would alter people&#8217;s perception of me in some way I hadn&#8217;t planned? After all this distillation, is the product not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/?p=9\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/khrome.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}